Robot Adventurer T-Shirts

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"A little help, please."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Meet the new factory manager.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Astronaut

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'Mice escaped again@?'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

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