Robotic Adventurer T-Shirts

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Astronaut

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

"He only made first four installments."

Driverless Car

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Sam Jackson

'Oh good, valet parking.'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Nosferatu-D2

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."