Ctrl-alt-adventurer Pillows

Rudy, is there life after battery life? I don't understand, Doug 2.0. If we have made our last computation, if our processor has expired. Do we ascend to some other network, a place without pop-ads and spam? Are you sick, Doug 2.0? Are you dying? Negative. It has contracted a terrible, irreversible virus. Oh! Your laptop has died and you want to know if it's going to heaven. Will it look down on me and still track my movements? How a geek mourns.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Otto the SmartyCar!

American style Greek cafe.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

Alphabet soup

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"AI tsumoney"

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."