Video Game Adventurer Pillows

Kid tries to plug in a book.

Video games distract from school studies

Leo hoped that his remaining COD presents were less disappointing...

Summer Vacation.

'Is there an action video game about this Samson dude?'

How's the Brain Training coming along?

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"It's going to be one of those days."

Child in a bear suit.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

A Learning Curve.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."