Adventure Games Pillows

'This one looks good...you climb trees and hunt for bugs and get chased by social workers.'

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The fate of the emigrant

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Easter Island legs

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Cat box"

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Desert Island Meals.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Beach con-man.

Skiing.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'