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Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Otto the SmartyCar!

American style Greek cafe.

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

Alphabet soup

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

"AI tsumoney"

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."