Remote Control Retriever Gifts

'The owner says you can stay free the first month if you can find his lost TV remote.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Penguin Remote

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

Remote control car breakdown.

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Mind control

Since the invention of the remote control, the average American man has gained 34 pounds!: 'Where is that thing!?'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

Guy flying himself.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Play Rush Hour

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

'They promised me a company car, and then they decided to economise...'

Remote control bridge in bath.