Remote Retriever Gifts

"I lost the TV remote. My hunch is it's probably in any one of those."

'I watch shows I don't like because I can't find the remote.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'There's nothing on.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Penguin Remote

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"We've lost the remote."

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Since the invention of the remote control, the average American man has gained 34 pounds!: 'Where is that thing!?'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"There's the remote!"

"Delivery."

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

Two Pints Today Please.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

'Gerald loves firing Donald Trump!'

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

"That's the remote control he's holding. He could never rest in peace without it."

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

All the stuff you need is here.

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

'This is a song about losing something you dearly love, searching for it everywhere and finally finding it only to lose it again. I call it 'Lookin' for my remote in all the wrong places'!'