Remote Retriever Prints

"I lost the TV remote. My hunch is it's probably in any one of those."

'I watch shows I don't like because I can't find the remote.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'There's nothing on.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Penguin Remote

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"We've lost the remote."

Since the invention of the remote control, the average American man has gained 34 pounds!: 'Where is that thing!?'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"There's the remote!"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"Delivery."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Two Pints Today Please.

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

All the stuff you need is here.

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

'Gerald loves firing Donald Trump!'

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

"That's the remote control he's holding. He could never rest in peace without it."

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

"No news is good news."