Royal Remote Retriever Prints

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

TV-Man

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Interactive TV news.'

"God, I love this show!"

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"There's the remote!"

"I am a control freak."

Since the invention of the remote control, the average American man has gained 34 pounds!: 'Where is that thing!?'

"Sky, sir?"

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Football Royalty

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

Pharaoh on the toilet.

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

Veggie Princess

'I watch shows I don't like because I can't find the remote.'

TV Time

"That's the remote control he's holding. He could never rest in peace without it."

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'

'You missed a channel.'

No Smoking in the Castle

He just ate and has the remote. Call back in a month.