Royal Remote Retriever Mugs

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

TV-Man

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Interactive TV news.'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

Since the invention of the remote control, the average American man has gained 34 pounds!: 'Where is that thing!?'

"I am a control freak."

"There's the remote!"

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

Football Royalty

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Pharaoh on the toilet.

"Sky, sir?"

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

'I watch shows I don't like because I can't find the remote.'

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

"That's the remote control he's holding. He could never rest in peace without it."

Veggie Princess

TV Time

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

God handing Adam a TV remote control for his TV.

Remote controlled jester.

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

No Smoking in the Castle