Remote Seeker Gifts

'When was the last time you saw your TV remote?'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

New York Netherworld

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Gulliver's other travels.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"We've lost the remote."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Control in the workplace.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"There's the remote!"

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"Delivery."

The Paranormal Society...

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

Two Pints Today Please.

Flying Doctor and the Second Opinion

'It cost me $8000.00, and all I can pick up is Canadian PBS.'

'Eddie, get with the times! Sell computers and pharmaceuticals - buy spy satellites and drones.'

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

TV Time

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

'So- supernatural phenomena, we meet again.'

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

'You haven't grabbed the remote, Henry. That shows improvement.'

"You think he knows something we don't?"

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"