Remote Racer Gifts

Man Runs to the Television to Zap it Off.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

How the goat got square eyes.

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"We've lost the remote."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"There's the remote!"

Arcarde Patrol

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"I'm married to a control freak!"

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

TV Time

Flying Doctor and the Second Opinion

'Hey! - Yeah you mister! Pull over now!!'

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

Ostriches

'You haven't grabbed the remote, Henry. That shows improvement.'

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions

"Gracie, have you seen the TV remote?"

"I don't know why you keep pressing the remote control..."

Quick, there's a junk food ad!

A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"