Remote Racer Pillows

Man Runs to the Television to Zap it Off.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

How the goat got square eyes.

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"We've lost the remote."

Arcarde Patrol

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

"There's the remote!"

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

"I'm married to a control freak!"

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

'Hey! - Yeah you mister! Pull over now!!'

TV Time

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

Flying Doctor and the Second Opinion

'This is a song about losing something you dearly love, searching for it everywhere and finally finding it only to lose it again. I call it 'Lookin' for my remote in all the wrong places'!'

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

'Here it is, Mom. . . 'Never make any sudden moves around an adult male protecting his remote. Let him know you have no intention of taking it from him and he will gradually come to his senses.''

Ostriches

'You haven't grabbed the remote, Henry. That shows improvement.'

Yes, they've upped their training for the World Cup

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions

"Gracie, have you seen the TV remote?"

"I don't know why you keep pressing the remote control..."

"Too loud?"

Quick, there's a junk food ad!

A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.