Remote Ranger Gifts

"It's nice having the option to work from home."

New Guy.

Bear Hugging Season Open

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'May the forest be with you.'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

The Destruction of the Environment

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Wolf Reintroduction.

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"We've lost the remote."

Forest Management

'Oh - It's you.'

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!