Remote Ranger Prints

"It's nice having the option to work from home."

New Guy.

Bear Hugging Season Open

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'May the forest be with you.'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

The Destruction of the Environment

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

Wolf Reintroduction.

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"We've lost the remote."

'Oh - It's you.'

Forest Management

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'