Remote Wanderer Prints

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Desert Island Mishap

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Women of the Wilderness

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

The virtual wine tasting was a big success