Roaming Ranger Gifts

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

New Guy.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Wolf Reintroduction.

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'Who put that thing there?'

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"Gesundheit!"

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Do not feed the bears/Do not pay the rangers.

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'