Rover Ranger Gifts

'Who put that thing there?'

New Guy.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Wolf Reintroduction.

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

'Oh - It's you.'

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

"Did you order takeout?"

Life Discovered on Mars

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

"Quick, jump in with Joey! There's a fire coming: I'll save you!

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

"Gesundheit!"