Rover Ranger Mugs

'Who put that thing there?'

New Guy.

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Wolf Reintroduction.

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'Oh - It's you.'

Life Discovered on Mars

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

"Did you order takeout?"

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Quick, jump in with Joey! There's a fire coming: I'll save you!

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'