Rover Raver Gifts

Life Discovered on Mars

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

Turtle Trailer Court

"Like that?"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

Mars Rover

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"There's a caterpillar in my food."

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

'Who put that thing there?'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

"You ever watch 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'?"

"I'm afraid that junior is not a happy camper."

'Good thing we got here early and got a good spot!!'

Curiosity Killed The (Martian) Cat...

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

Eavesdrop date