Reality Tv Raver Gifts

"You ever watch 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'?"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

American Idle.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Can't Touch This

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Like that?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

TV and cleaner

America's funniest election gaffes

"Am I through to the next round?"

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

'Scrub that previous message Houston. There is no, I repeat no intelligent life on Mars.'