Reality Tv Reveler Gifts

Modern Celebrity Squares.

'My feet are killing me.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Vitruvian Manatee

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Jenga!!!

The Quantum Mechanic...

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

My own museum.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'It's an old football injury.'

Building getting a new coat fitted

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Noel Fever

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

I think we're alone now!

Affordable Cartoon Act

'Have you noticed it, too?'