Rock Band Reveler Gifts

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Vitruvian Manatee

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

My own museum.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'It's an old football injury.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Noel Fever

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

Happy Hour at Harry's

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

Speleologist

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

Early Photobomb