Renaissance Reveler Gifts

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Leonardo Da Vinci.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Joust Sharpener

Vitruvian Manatee

'Have I made myself understood?'

Early Photobomb

Michelangelo's first attempt at David resulted in a do over.

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'Can't you get it through your thick Dutch head? We don't want to see your ruddy etchings!'

"We'll have to get rid of all our furniture. They just discovered perspective."

Theorbo

Christmas Theorbo

Crumhorn

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I say we move on to dessert."

This man is an island.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

The Quantum Mechanic...

My own museum.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Building getting a new coat fitted

Happy Hour at Harry's

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

No Smoking in the Castle

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

"Did you like Ike and all that?"

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."