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Modern Celebrity Squares.

'My feet are killing me.'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Jenga!!!

Vitruvian Manatee

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

The Quantum Mechanic...

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

My own museum.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Building getting a new coat fitted

'It's an old football injury.'

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Noel Fever

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

I think we're alone now!

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'