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Dionysus

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Drunken singers in a public house

'Here comes our order.'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Jenga!!!

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Vitruvian Manatee

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

My own museum.

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Affordable Cartoon Act

I think we're alone now!

The ghost of christmas regifting

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

Happy Hour at Harry's

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Early Photobomb

1619: Valentine's Day

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

Crumhorn

"So, you plan to publish your findings?"

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

No Smoking in the Castle

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."