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'He boogied till he puked.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Jenga!!!

Vitruvian Manatee

The Quantum Mechanic...

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

My own museum.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Building getting a new coat fitted

I think we're alone now!

Affordable Cartoon Act

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

Noel Fever

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

1619: Valentine's Day

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days