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The Quantum Mechanic...

'186,282.4 miles per second'? -- Couldn't you make it come out even?'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Musical genres

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Vitruvian Manatee

Dave Brubeck

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

My own museum.

Candles on Drum

Building getting a new coat fitted

The ghost of christmas regifting

'You, of all people, violating the speed limit!'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'Space is curved and time is relative, eh? -- Is this your way of asking for a day off?'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Early Photobomb

Dancing in Color

Crumhorn

"What's your wifi password?"

"So, you plan to publish your findings?"

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

To an observer approaching the speed of light, Einstein and his surroundings appear to be tall and thin.