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'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

No Smoking in the Castle

'I've decided to commute his sentence - just give him a noogie.'

'Celebrating the Golden Jubilee? Goodness no - he's still celebrating the Silver one!'

Theorbo

'How about a game of cards?'

Joust Sharpener

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Jenga!!!

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Vitruvian Manatee

The Quantum Mechanic...

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

When I make it, I like to see it.

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

My own museum.

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

'Before you get carried away with celebrating, Stapleton, I'd like to remind you that my retirement doesn't go into effect until five o'clock...and I'm still your supervisor.'

I think we're alone now!

Happy Hour at Harry's

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

1619: Valentine's Day

Early Photobomb

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'