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'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

No Smoking in the Castle

'I've decided to commute his sentence - just give him a noogie.'

'Celebrating the Golden Jubilee? Goodness no - he's still celebrating the Silver one!'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

'How about a game of cards?'

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Vitruvian Manatee

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Jenga!!!

The Quantum Mechanic...

When I make it, I like to see it.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

My own museum.

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Before you get carried away with celebrating, Stapleton, I'd like to remind you that my retirement doesn't go into effect until five o'clock...and I'm still your supervisor.'

I think we're alone now!

Happy Hour at Harry's

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

Early Photobomb

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