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'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

"Surprise!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I say we move on to dessert."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

This man is an island.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Vitruvian Manatee

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

1986 is my year

My own museum.

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Happy Hour at Harry's

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Early Photobomb

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

I love Baroque Music

Crumhorn

No Smoking in the Castle

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

"Did you like Ike and all that?"

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

Yesteryear.

Leonardo Da Vinci.

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'