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I love Baroque Music

A Symphony of Penguins

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"I say we move on to dessert."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

This man is an island.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Vitruvian Manatee

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

1986 is my year

My own museum.

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Tintoretto

"She's family."

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Adam with a selfie stick

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

Early Photobomb

Crumhorn

No Smoking in the Castle

Yesteryear.

Leonardo Da Vinci.

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

Man in top hat at a cocktail party.

"I've decided to take on a more ambassadorial role, here are some leaflets on the importance of humour within the workplace..."