Royalist Reveler T-Shirts

'And as a committed Royalist you'd be witnessing this historic event at Westminster Abbey.... or the King's Head.'

Theorbo

'How about a game of cards?'

Joust Sharpener

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Vitruvian Manatee

Jenga!!!

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

When I make it, I like to see it.

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'How about a game of cards?'

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

I think we're alone now!

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

1619: Valentine's Day

Early Photobomb

Valentines

Crumhorn

"Take me to your leader"

No Smoking in the Castle

"Excellent, but not fit for a king."

Leonardo Da Vinci.

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

Michelangelo's first attempt at David resulted in a do over.

Queen of diamonds

'I just dreamed you were my Queen and I was King Henry VIII.'

Reigning Cats and Dogs.