Royalty Reveller Pillows

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

"Surprise!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I say we move on to dessert."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

This man is an island.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Vitruvian Manatee

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

My own museum.

1986 is my year

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Happy Hour at Harry's

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

Early Photobomb

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

"Did you like Ike and all that?"

Crumhorn

I love Baroque Music

No Smoking in the Castle

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

Yesteryear.

Leonardo Da Vinci.

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'