Royal Reveler Pillows

"Poureth no more - My cup runneth over!"

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Jenga!!!

Vitruvian Manatee

When I make it, I like to see it.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

My own museum.

I think we're alone now!

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Happy Hour at Harry's

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"No wife of mine is going to legislate!"

Early Photobomb

1619: Valentine's Day

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

Crumhorn

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

Valentines

No Smoking in the Castle

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"Did you like Ike and all that?"

Leonardo Da Vinci.

Man in top hat at a cocktail party.