Regal Revelers Pillows

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Guys, seriously, some myrrh? Next time let's not wait till the last minute as usual to make gifts!"

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"I say we move on to dessert."

The New Year's Dance

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Vitruvian Manatee

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

Dogs play the double bass

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

Couch Potatoes

Early Photobomb

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Christmas Fatigue.

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

The Fourth Day of Christmas