Ring Reveler Pillows

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"I say we move on to dessert."

Musical genres

Easter Egg Delivery

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Another round?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Vitruvian Manatee

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

My own museum.

Christmas with Cats

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Candles on Drum

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Noel Fever

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Santana Claus

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

Speleologist

Early Photobomb