Realistic Reveler T-Shirts

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Now at this point reality intruded."

Vitruvian Manatee

Jenga!!!

The Quantum Mechanic...

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

My own museum.

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

I think we're alone now!

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"If you don't go to school, how will you get a job you can work at eight hours a day, five days a week, for most of your adult life?"

1619: Valentine's Day

Early Photobomb

Crumhorn

Valentines

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

Leonardo Da Vinci.

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

Man in top hat at a cocktail party.

Man Cleans His Reflections Teeth

'I may be lying in the gutter but I'm looking up at the...WILL SOMEONE TURN ME OVER?'

Michelangelo's first attempt at David resulted in a do over.