Cosmic Reveler T-Shirts

Close encounters of the Grey Poupon kind.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'But what is the universe for?'

Theorbo

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Joust Sharpener

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'