Cosmic Reveler Gifts

Close encounters of the Grey Poupon kind.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Teenagers!'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'But what is the universe for?'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Mars Poppins

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'