Secret Reveler Gifts

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

New York Netherworld

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Happy Hour at Harry's

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict.

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

'Curiosity'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Julian Assange

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

"You think he knows something we don't?"

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

No Smoking in the Castle

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"Did you like Ike and all that?"

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

Child hacking into the US Pentagon

Wiki Leaks

"No, there's nothing I can add to it. It's a tell-all book."

Cookery books 'Delia Smith' 'Psyche-Delia smith'

"Sigh! Twins have all the fun!"

'Oh Santa, I really have been a naughty reindeer. Oh oh, whip me harder.'

'I know there are a lot of Smiths about but is there a teeny-weeny chance we could be related?'

"I never knew my psychic hotline business would be so busy!"