Secret Unravelers Gifts

Julian Assange

The transparent safe box of Panama

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

'His tell-all book will be the first step of rehabilitation.'

Department of Dot Connection

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Remember, Stevens, things are rarely what they appear to be.'

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

Stanley Hibblemeyer suddenly realizes that he is only a theoretical physicist.

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

'Curiosity'

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'You've got a time machine! Just go to the future when scientists figured out how to travel to another solar system, then come back with the solution and win half a million bucks.'

Blackhole Research.

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

"I downloaded this public sector tender we should consider bidding for. I’m hoping that these new Procurement Regulations will make it a less tortuous exercise." "Based on that first page I suggest nothing has changed..."

'Sir, the stupidity of your actions was directly proportional to the number of surveillance cameras watching you.'

'I'm well aware of the problem. I'm working on it.'

'So what we thought was dark matter is really dark energy.'

Three people hypnotised by a self-hypnosis book.

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

Unpublished Authors of the Big Bangs Theory

'We find the defense and prosecution arguments totally confusing without a doubt.'