Heavenly Reveler Gifts

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Good game."

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Parachuting bishop.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Heaven

Vitruvian Manatee

'What did He do before he was God?'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Geese and Angels

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Cherub on a cloud

Life on cloud 8

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

The spirit's flight

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

"This is great. This could be franchised."

Heavenly Ships

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Greek Gods New Years. It's another fun new year's eve up here! Yeah, everybody is getting ready for the big moment. Zeus is preparing a thunder and lightning show to ring in the new year. And Aphrodite is pairing off couples of the new year's kiss. It's great up here, but it'll be a rough start to the new year down on earth. Why? At midnight Atlas will drop the ball!

Pearly Queen Gates

The Ladder to Heaven