Heavenly Reader Gifts

Angel reads book called epilogue.

Heaven

"I was always afraid to read it before."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Cherub on a cloud

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Pastoring for Dummies

Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Your angel is always with you

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

'Nobody told me anything about pre-registraton!'

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

How to play violin while reading a book...

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

'Damned tourists.'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

"Limbo as such has been phased out, but we'll be keeping you on hold for an unspecified amount of time."

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

'Talk about perennial doubt?'