Heavenly Readers Gifts

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Heaven

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Pastoring for Dummies

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

Your angel is always with you

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

How to play violin while reading a book...

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'Nobody told me anything about pre-registraton!'

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"I was always afraid to read it before."

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

'Pig flu??!'

Angel reads book called epilogue.

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

'Loved your posthumously published book!'

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

"He's an old school angel."

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'