Eternal Readers Gifts

Looking for the perfect gift for your eternal reader? Dive into our collection designed specifically for those who find joy in endless pages and captivating narratives. From witty mugs to stylish prints, we have something that celebrates their love for books and storytelling. Surprise an avid reader with a gift that honors their boundless imagination and literary passion.

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Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus. mockup

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

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'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.' mockup

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

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Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class. mockup

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

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"Yep, I've read this chapter before." mockup

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

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"I'm still pre-literate."

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"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls." mockup

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

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"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know." mockup

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

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"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining." mockup

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

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'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.' mockup

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

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"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all." mockup

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

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Heaven

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"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?" mockup

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

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"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!" mockup

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

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Book

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Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again. mockup

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

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"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely." mockup

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

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"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?" mockup

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

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'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?' mockup

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

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Damned if you do...

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'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!' mockup

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

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"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

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'I'm new up here...where are the men?' mockup

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

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'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.' mockup

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

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"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome." mockup

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

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Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates mockup

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

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"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten." mockup

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

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'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.' mockup

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

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'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.' mockup

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

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"Never stop learning"

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Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible mockup

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

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"I was always afraid to read it before."

"I was always afraid to read it before." mockup

"I was always afraid to read it before."

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"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!" mockup

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

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Old dogs and new tricks? It's all rubbish, you're never too old to learn! That's how you stay young at heart...

Old dogs and new tricks? It's all rubbish, you're never too old to learn! That's how you stay young at heart... mockup

Old dogs and new tricks? It's all rubbish, you're never too old to learn! That's how you stay young at heart...

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"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair." mockup

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

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"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"

"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?" mockup

"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"

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Eternal Readers Gifts Collection

Eternal Readers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs inspired by avid readers and book enthusiasts. Find the perfect cup to match their endless love for stories.

Eternal Readers Pillows

Discover cozy pillows for their reading nook, featuring fun designs and quotes that celebrate their love of books.

Eternal Readers Prints

Browse our charming prints for bookworms, adding personality and literary flair to any space they cherish.

Eternal Readers T-Shirts

Check out our playful t-shirts for book lovers and avid readers. Perfect for showing off their literary passion with humor and style.