Eternal Learner Gifts

'Perpetual Sutdent Syndrome Clinic' Director: R. Chones, BA, MA, PhD, MSW, MBA.

"Never stop learning"

"My son's going back. Have you anything for a 78 year old."

Eternal Student.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'I did it all from memory.'

'School of hard knocks.'

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'At first it's just kindergarten, but then mission creep takes over and you're in college.'

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Learning.

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

'If i had my life to live over again... I'd make the same mistakes sooner'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

We learn by doing

Life Remaining Progress Bar

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

"I can't help you, Dear. I'm still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up. "

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'Why do I need to know stuff, when I can look anything up on the internet?'

Sense of dread & foreboding Information blackout Illumination Facts known