Eternal Scholar Gifts

Looking for a gift that inspires the eternal scholar in your life? From humorous mugs to inspiring wall art, our collection celebrates curiosity, knowledge, and a never-ending quest to learn. Perfect for students, teachers, or lifelong learners, these thoughtfully designed products blend wit and wisdom to keep the spirit of discovery alive.

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'I had just assumed the college alumni solicitation letters would stop up here.'

'I had just assumed the college alumni solicitation letters would stop up here.' mockup

'I had just assumed the college alumni solicitation letters would stop up here.'

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"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?" mockup

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

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"I've just realised something! 33 years he's been at university!"

"I've just realised something! 33 years he's been at university!" mockup

"I've just realised something! 33 years he's been at university!"

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'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.' mockup

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

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Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class. mockup

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

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"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate." mockup

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

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"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know." mockup

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

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'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?' mockup

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

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"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining." mockup

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

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'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.' mockup

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

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"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all." mockup

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

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'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.' mockup

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

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"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!" mockup

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

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"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?" mockup

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

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"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!" mockup

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

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Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again. mockup

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

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"Is it always so cloudy?"

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"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely." mockup

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

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'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

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"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?" mockup

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

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Damned if you do...

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'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!' mockup

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

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'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.' mockup

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

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Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane' mockup

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

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"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten." mockup

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

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'I'm new up here...where are the men?' mockup

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

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....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry. mockup

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

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Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus. mockup

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

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'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.' mockup

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

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'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.' mockup

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

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'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.' mockup

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

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'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.' mockup

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

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"Never stop learning"

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Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free mockup

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

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'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.' mockup

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

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Eternal Scholar Gifts Collection

Eternal Scholar Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the eternal scholar—perfect for inspiring morning routines and knowledge seekers alike.

Eternal Scholar Pillows

Comfort an inquisitive mind with pillows that combine cozy comfort with a love of knowledge—perfect for any scholar's space.

Eternal Scholar Prints

Find inspiring prints that honor lifelong learning—ideal for decorating your favorite study or creative corner.

Eternal Scholar T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts for the eternal scholar—ideal for showcasing a love of learning and curiosity in everyday style.