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'I had just assumed the college alumni solicitation letters would stop up here.'

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

"I've just realised something! 33 years he's been at university!"

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

Damned if you do...

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

"Never stop learning"

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'