Eternal Scholar Pillows

'I had just assumed the college alumni solicitation letters would stop up here.'

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

"I've just realised something! 33 years he's been at university!"

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Damned if you do...

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

"Never stop learning"

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'